Searchin' For Gold?

So, case in point is Jordan (A.K.A Katie Price) and her Power bottom hubby Peter Andre. I’m not gonna hate on Jordan cos she deserves props for making all the money she’s made on a pair of fake boobs. I mean she is set for life. She has fucking everything on the market from cooch cleaners to pasta sauce, this bitch has got it all covered.  So hats off to her, I think she has really capitalized on the fact that everybody want to be as trashy and common as her and she KNOWS it! Good For her.

BUT it’s a totally different story when people try to do things they just should NEVER, EVER, NEVER FUCKING EVER do. Why is it that nowadays that EVERYFUCKINGBODY thinks they can sing? I mean singing is something that you’re born with, or you got it or you don’t. PERIOD.

Jordan and Peter  had the nerve, as we all know, to record “A Whole New World” for charity and while that’s all nice  and good why did they have to sing? More importantly why did she have to “sing”? I mean, just cos they did it for charity  doesn’t justify the fact that it’s so shit. She could have shown a boob or talk about Peter Andre Veeting his scrotum, I don’t know but NEVER, EVER SING! Now I will warn you what you are about to hear is frightening and should not be listened to by people who have ears, but try to get through it.

Now Jordan & Andre “sang live” and Peter’s part was live I’m guessing but Jordan.. well…. lets  just say she had….. how do I say this…… HELP, or a midget singer in her microphone singing for her.. I don’t know what the fuck it was, but what you heard on T.V was TOTALLY different from what was really going on.

Here is what you heard and saw on T.V (no need to put yourself through the whole misery):

And THIS is what you SHOULD HAVE Heard: