Yes as you all know the Best of 2008 was up the second half of December and now you are probably wondering what the hell took me so long to make the list of the worst, well I was fucking busy! After staying in Chile for about 2 months, I was just really too fucking tired from all the hot-n-sweaty sex with my hubby to be. Now I have come up for air and have made the best list for the worst shit in music of 2008, So let’s get to it.
Keeps Gettin' Better?
Why oh why did Christina Aguilera decide to release such shit? I think she has lost focus on what she wants to do with her music. Christina is the white version of Beyonce, both of them try WAY too hard. I mean, “Back To Basics” had about 2 good songs and then this? Her greatest hits CD just proved how all over the place her music really is.
Her best moment is still “Dirrty” cos that was TRUE X-tina. And can I just say, what the hell happened to all of that crap? All the ass less chaps and not taking a shower for weeks, that is what she should go back to. This song is nothing new and it’s Christina adapting to trends in music without bringing anything new to the table. The song is boring and forgettable.
Bossy Lezbo.
Lindsay Lohan plans to release her 3rd album, “Spirit In The Dark” this spring and if this single is ANY indication of what the album will sound like then I think Lindsay should just stick to licking fanny and call it a day in the music department.
The song has no distinct chorus and it is just a bore from beginning to end. The production sounds cheap, retro, and it just sounds dated. She basically says she’s bossy and she gets what she wants when she wants it and she has no problem getting whatever her lezbo little heart desires. Ummm, yeah we all figured that, I mean she’s a “lesbian” now, and you don’t have to sing a song telling us you’re bossy when we already know that almost ALL lezbos are bossy bitches.
This is another case of someone that doesn’t know what the fuck to do with her music. Lindsay’s shinning moment came in 2004 with “Rumors”. This song had loads of attitude and Lindsay sounded like she was really into what she was singing. I’m not expecting much from this chick lets just hope that this 3rd album tanks and she goes back to her carpet munching shenannegans.
Never See This Bitch Again.
What the fuck did we do in the U.K to have this kind of shit hit the airwaves. If you have a tween sister or brother I’m sure you have heard of this bitch and the other Disney dumb asses the Jonas Brothers. I think this kind of music is fine if it stays within the Disney airwaves, but when it starts to invade regular radio and video music channels, the feeling of vomiting begins to to take hold.
Not only is this song one of the most annoying songs of 2008 but Miley herself just LOOKS like a bratty bitch. I can’t stand her face. She looks like the kind of brat that has a Mexican maid named Carolina but insists on calling her Lupe cos it just sounds “MORE MEXICAN”.
Sadly this snotty brat plans to release yet another album this year, so sweet lord Jesus have mercy on all our souls!
Me No Like.
This song was a HUGE flop and I predicted it here first, but in reality it was a no brainer. This song just SUCKS. This has got to be the worst decision in terms of 2nd single selection. I mean what the hell were they thinking? The song has Missy Elliot and that does NOT help the song at all and how can we get Missy to just shut the fuck up? She needs to learn to not be so annoying when being featured in a song.
The other bad thing is the video. It’s cheap looking and looks as though it were filmed in the 20′s. I really don’t like it when groups like this try to sound mature or go another direction with their music. Just make what people like and just get over it! The Pussycat Dolls should just stick to slut pop and do nothing else.
So this is just a selection but I’m sure there are many more SHIT songs of 2008, so if you have some your pics let me hear it! Maybe I missed a couple but I’m pretty sure that I covered the lot!
