After the Brit Awards I was more than desperate to find some good music being released this week or some recent releases to revive my faith in British Music. I have to say it was a bit of a struggle but I did manage to find one or 2 songs that aren’t ALL bad, but believe me it was tough! Here goes the week in singles.
Slow Jam.
Alesha has really hit a high note with “Breathe Slow” her 2nd single from her current album “The Alesha Show”. When I first heard ‘The Boy Does Nothing’ I was really disappointed only because I was expecting A LOT more from her. I wanted something a bit more modern sounding and all I got was “Mambo no.5″ sounding throwaway.
Now with “Breathe Slow” she has released a song that, while not a club banger, sounds fresh and very now. I’m happy to see Alesha making a good comeback and has decided to stay away from the rapping which got very annoying, very quick. She has taken the klassy route and sings with complete conviction on this slow jam.
The video is very sexy. (It must be VERY sexy for me to say that, being that girls just don’t do it 4 me) Alesha is a Vegas showgirl and she is wondering the streets of Vegas. Then we get quick clips of her in a dance studio dancing her ass off and I LOVE her slutina moves! I would really recommend the video. And strippers take note! (I know I have!)
My Rating:4 and a half silver strippa poles.
Ghetto Cover, Good Song.
This is Keri Hilson and after scoring a huge hit alongside Timbaland with “The Way I Are” she is out to conquer the world of slutty-ghetto-fab-divas. She has tried and has released 2 singles before this and they have gone no where. She has regrouped and focused her energy and has comeback with “Turnin’ Me On” a sexy, sweaty club song that will have you bumping and grinding up someones crotch for the entire time the song is on.
Her voice is kinda thin and annoying but you really won’t care with all that crotch rubbing you’ll be doing on the dance floor. The other great thing about this song is the video. MY GOODNESS! There are some fine guys in the video! It is about time we get some yummy eye candy to look at! This is why Keri is my girl, she knows what time it is! It’s time to take off your shirt and pull up to the bumper. I hope this song does well in in the UK cos Keri deserves world wide exposure… (OK the video really needs world wide exposure.)
My Rating: 4 delicious Nubian cocks.
Nadia Oh So Nastee!
I LOVE this girl. She has it all to make it in the pop world, looks, slutty outfits, a skanky pout, she even has fucking roller skates in her video for her 3rd single “Got Ur Number”.
She is none other than Nadia Oh. She is on a mission to have some fun and ain’t no one gonna stop this Pussycat Doll reject from gettin’ her funky groove on. The song is an electro-pop gem that is breezy and light with lyrics that your 10 year old sister would scribble down on her “Sweet Secrets” Diary.
Yes, she is shallow, yes, she has no singing voice but that is not the point here. Nadia really doesn’t sing she just….. hmmm….. let’s see…. she “raps” in this monotone voice that is about as sexy as a visit to an old folks home, but somehow Nadia makes it work.
She released her album “Hot Like Wow” last April and it pretty much tanked but do you think Nadia gives a fuck? I think not. She is probably too busy dancing on some table and getting wasted every night to even notice she has an album out. But you just gotta love a girl like that!
My Rating: 5 glitter disco roller skates covered in freshly “squeezed” man juice. YUM!
Single Of The Week:
Rupaul -"Cover Girl"
I think 2009 will be Rupaul’s year. She has been in the music biz for quite some time but I think that this year she will really break through and that is thanks to her A-mazing show and this little gem that will have Drag Queens around the world yelling “Cover Girl! Put the bass in your walk!”
I think Rupaul is larger than life and I think this is why his music is just so honest and it comes from deep within her stilletos. This song has about a gazillion remixes that cater to just about EVERY dance floor. This is an absolute must download!
This is the 1st single from Ru’s forthcoming album “Champion” and if “Cover Girl” is any indication of the album, it is set to be a Post-Op-Tranny-Classic! Enjoy the video!
