Smiling With Your Eyes?
I always TRY as hard as I can to stay away from the mess that is America’s Next Top Model, but in all honesty I just can’t! I don’t know what it is about this train wreck of a show that’s got me hooked. Now that the show is in it’s 12th cycle one thing is quite clear: Ty-Ty Banks iz gone lost her mind.
This cycle begins in Las Vegas cos according to Tyra it has the some of the “sexiest shopping” in the world. Nice reason to start off your show there. Now, I’m sure Tyra’s ego is quite big, I mean EVERYONE around her kisses her ass all the time which I guess could kinda make you think that you are a “GODDESS”. Yes, Tyra is now, not only looking for a model but she is looking for a “GODDESS/MODEL” Sadly for Ty-Ty the girls she picked fall under neither of those 2 categories.
Right from the start you get girls saying “I don’t care about the other girls, I came here to win”, BUT all that bitchiness is turned way down when the girls confront 2 bigger bitches on their arrival: Jay and Miss. J. I have to say that Jay is just such a mean and nasty little queen that I really was actually going to stop watching ANTM because of him and his nasty, 2nd rate, bitter queen comments and looks. The girls are sent to walk on a runway but this time the runway had “clouds” or in simpler terms, walk under a runway with a a cheap smoke machine under it. Tyra spares no expense! A LOT of girls make stupid remarks about winning and all that, but 2 really stand out.
"Don't make me take my piece off and kick yo ass!"
The 1st lovely beauty is Angelea and to describe this girl as “ghetto” would be an understatement. She is about as rough as the corns on my feet and right from the start she puts on a Strong Bitch Front. She thinks she’s got it in the bag but little does she know that there is another girl out there fighting it out for this years “Bitch 4 No Reason” crown and that would be this girl:
The REAL Bitch.
Now I don’t know why, but these 2 had it out and it got pretty ugly. You know its a bad fight when the girls start throwing around ugly feet comments! Of course Jay steps into the drama and asks what the hell is going on and Angelea answers “This bitchs tryina, try me!” Now see you just can’t write lines that! That is a classic line and only FOR THAT should Angela be allowed into the house. Classic: “This bitchs tryina try me!”
Of course she doesn’t get in the house but Sandra does.. THAT I just don’t get! I’m sorry but mark my words Angelea WILL BE BACK! This I know! It’s ALL about cycle 13 baby! Well, after that it gets quite boring and Sandra appears to be the house bitch. I don’t know if this cycle will be any fun without Angelea and her klassy ways but I guess I’ll just have to wait for the next episode.
I now leave you with one of Ty-Ty’s classic poses from this episode. ENJOY!
"This Is What I think Of ALL of U!"
