"Hi... I Need Help."
Since I have no life whatsoever, I was able to watch the last episode of the shit-fest that is also known as Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. I know that T.V right now is in a pretty sad state but after watching this, I realized that it’s not only T.V that’s in a sad state but the people that are on these shows are just… well……. SAD.
Last night after all the lying, back stabbing, ass kissing antics of all of the “contestants” a winner was finally chosen to be Whore Bag’s British best friend. The winner was Samuel, a very sad and lost 19 year old from West Sussex. Someone this young SHOULD NOT be allowed to hang around Whore Bag. Plus, why the hell would Paris Hilton want to be friends with a 19 year old that CAN’T DRINK, & CAN’T GET INTO CLUBS? I mean, that is pretty much Paris’s life! If you take away the booze and clubs from her she would fall into a deep depression. (a.k.a her pussy)
Paris invited the 3 remaining ass licking idiots back to “her world” (in other words her patch on Sunset Blvd) and she showed them around her house which was about as tacky and ugly as she is, showing off her shopping that she did in London which was a room full of crap she will NEVER wear. Then she showed them her bedroom which they all steered clear of (for health reasons) and finally she showed them her…………….. CLOSET. All 3 lost souls were in awe of how much crap she had in her closet and were kissing her ass BIG TIME.
After they left, they were all in the car and I was really surprised at the shit that came out of Samuel’s mouth. He said that now that he had seen Paris Hilton’s closet that he could pretty much die cos he had seen more than what most people have seen in their entire lives! WHAT? EXCUSE ME? You saw a closet and you have now seen it all? What the fuck did she show you in her closet? And which “people” is he talking about? This just proves that he is too young and needs to do a whole LOTTA living before he starts to hang out with street walkers like Paris Hilton.
Well, the funniest/saddest thing about all of this is that, the “PRIZE” Samuel got was a ticket to L.A AND her phone number!!! WHAT? A plane ticket and a fucking phone number? Paris Hilton may have all the money in the world but this show was never really about finding her a British best friend. The show was REALLY about showing ALL of Brittan what a cheap CUNT she is.
