Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, that she is trash, a skank, a faux carpet-muncher, bordering on another mental breakdown, and the list could go on and on. But one thing that manages to really impress me, is that no matter how fucked up her life is there are STILL companies that are willing to pay this poor soul to whore out their products. And I just have one question: How the fuck does she do it?
Lindsay Lohan is now the face of this clothing company (that I had never heard of before this) “Fornarina”. They have dished out all their pennies for her to model their Spring/Summer collection 2009. They released a commercial and it is just the hottest mess I have seen when it comes to commercials or EVER, really. She is also on the cover of this month’s Nylon Magazine for no reason whatsoever.
Why is Lindsay Lohan my weekly HOT BITCH? Well, I think that if she can still manage to get work, without having a hit movie out, or without having anything relevant to say, it’s amazing that she can still pay the bills and have money to go and buy drugs just basically do it all! What a busy gal!
I think we should all take a page from the Lindsay Lohan book of “Livin’ & Lovin” and just go through life as one shameless cunt. If it’s good enough for Lindsay, then it’s good enough for me!
