This week has brought in a whole lot of stinky music. From Ashley Tisdale’s new stab at tween pop to the return of the Black Eyed Peas with a song that is ALMOST as annoying as “Where Is The Love?” Let’s get this week in singles on a roll!
It's NOT Alright!
If you know who Ashley Tisdale is and you DON’T have a tween sister then you you are quite sad. This is the ONLY reason my ears have been contaminated with this shit. Little Miss Tisdale is releasing her 2nd (!) album and “It’s Alright, It’s OK” is the first single.
To say this song is crap would be too easy, so I will explain exactly why the song is the No.1 cause of ear infections around the world. OK, to begin with, before this song Ashley’s sound was dance/pop and now that she is growing up she feels that she has to change gears into Brat Pop. You know who the QUEEN of Brat Pop is.. yes, that would be Avril Lavigne. We already have ONE Avril and we sure as hell don’t need another one. This song plays like a bad Avril reject with it’s “heavy”guitars and overblown chorus.
As you can also tell from the single cover she has also decided to shed her blond hair for a more “grown up” brown. It’s all the same with these Disney whores. They start off blond and stupid, turn 18 and then feel the need to start coloring their hair and start dressing like a hooker with a chip on her shoulder. Oh Disney, what a tangled web you weave!
My Rating: 2 Ashley Tisdale noses (before her nose job)
Me Likes!
La Roux has scored a MASSIVE hit here in the U.K with “In For The Kill” and I think it is cos there was nothing like it on the radio and it helped it stand out from the pack. Well, they have a full album coming out in June and they are also releasing a 2nd single “Bulletproof”.
This song is so much better than their previous single only because Elly’s voice isn’t as hawkish. I do like “In For The Kill” but I found her voice a bit too annoying at times. This song is alot more accessable and is very radio friendly.
I’m glad that this kind of music is on the radio. I feel as though real musicians are making a comeback in a big way. There is something fresh and exciting about La Roux music and while many may not like their style of music, their creativity is something that can’t be denied.
I’m LOVING Elly’s hair on the album cover! She looks so modern and artsy. Gotta love an artsy bitch!
My Rating: 4 happy Gay indie monkeys.
Boom Boom YUCK!
The Black Eyed Peas are back with their single “Boom, Boom, POW” and after several times listening to this song one question comes to mind: How the hell did this song fly up the Billboard charts to No.1?
There is nothing original or remotely interesting about this song. I must have listened to it at least 10 times in 30 mins and I just couldn’t remember ANY of it, and that is not a good sign. The thing that I did like about B.E.P was that when they were good, their singles were fun and disposable. This song is just the latter.
The main problem with this is that there really is no song to speak of. It tries to impress with it’s hard beats and voices that are so auto-tuned, it sounds as though R2D2 recorded this shit.
My Rating: 5 piss stained Fergie panties.
Single Of The Week:
LOVE IT!
Little Boots is back with her first single from her debut album “Hands” the single is “New In Town” and it is A-mazing.
If Goldfrapp had a little sister it would be Little Boots. This song is an electro-stomper that will surely have tons of remixes that make an a-mazing song, BRILLIANT! The song has a very dreamy feel to it but at the same time she sounds strong and in control.
I’m sure that this will storm up the charts, and I for one can’t wait to get my hot little Gay hands on her album which is set to be released June 8th.
Enjoy my Gays!
