It's ALL About.. ME!
OMG! I never thought I’d live to see the day when I would write that my favorite hookers The Pussycat Dolls are annoying me, but they are! Wait! I know this is almost impossible to believe BUT…………….
There are PLENTY of reasons to LOVE The Pussycat Dolls but recently there have been more reasons to question their career choices than anything else. To begin with their last album “Doll Domination” was a bigger mess than a fat person’s weight watchers diet program and now there is tension between the other “dolls” and Beyonce, OOOPS! I mean, Nicole Scherzinger.
The single choices have not been very consistent and they are releasing songs left and right in an attempt to keep their brand name out there in the limelight. “When I Grow Up” was an amazing lead off single. It delivered on so many levels and the song has now become one of their signature songs. But after that, came “What’cha Think About That” and I could barely keep my food down every time I heard that song. It flopped big time and they decided to take the “serious” route with “I Hate This Part” and it proved to be a pretty big hit around the world. Then they started getting desperate. They released “Bottle Pop” (which is by FAR their best single since “Dont’cha”) but soon back tracked and released the big pile-o-crap that is “Jai’ Ho” which is about as enjoyable as herpes.
Now, they have released a new “slim” version of their album entitled “The Mini Collection” with 6 songs which include the U.K singles and the new song “Painted Windows”. Their new single “Hush, Hush” is a ballad and then right in the middle of it it turns into a G-A-Y Disco Extravaganza and they even throw in a verse from “I Will Survive”. This sounds like a bigger mess than Lindsay Lohan’s pussy licking ways, I really don’t know what to make of all this crap, but one thing I do know is that these girls have lost their ho-bag roots.
For their “Hush,Hush” video, none other than the most annoying person in history will make a cameo, (and no it ain’t Gwenyth Paltrow) Mrs. Perez Hilton. Why girls? Why? I will just try to pretend that this video is just not gonna happen, but sadly it is and this is the last straw! They are just being ANNOYING!
Let’s just hope these skanks get their act together and start making the kind of music that has inspired many a 5 dolla hooker and alcoholic strippers all around the world. This stripper/whore will be waiting patiently.
Listen to the new version of “Hush, Hush” and decide.
