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UR SOOOO ANNOYING! : David "Enhanced Crotch" Beckham.

Crotch.

Crotch.

I don’t know what is more annoying the fact that David Beckham is posing in his underwear again or the fact that he and his enhanced bulge managed to gather more than 1000 people today at Selfridges on Oxford Street in London.

I know that David is hot and makes shit loads of money off of these campaigns but really, when you’ve seen it once, is there any point seeing it again? I think David needs to move on from the underwear and just fucking take them off and just show us all if he really does stuff. The most annoying thing, is that his whole entire family was there to show their “support.” I don’t get how this guy can actually be married to Victoria Beckham. She is about as sexy as Barney with severe case of crabs.

Wave Goodbye 2 Ur Dignity!

Wave Goodbye 2 Ur Dignity!

All I am saying is that, if David is gonna pushing his crotch in our faces, skip the underwear and let’s see the goods! Oh and one more thing, leave the kids and fat head at home cos it really doesn’t fit in with the image you are so desperately trying to get us to buy.

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  • http://toni-thonnibg.blogspot.com/ Toni

    I so can`t stand him!

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  • alex d

    LOL Toni.

    I realise I may be a bit American in my attitudes to football in that I don’t give two shits about it and am not inclined to pretend I do either.

    Unless it involves Alan Shearer who is lurvely.

    Seriously, Beckham, have you seen those POLICE ads he did a few year’s back. His chest looked like a side of raw bacon.

    He should be stoned!

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  • http://www.aamyko.com Aamyko

    I find Beckham annoying but Victoria takes things to whole other level of annoying-ness!

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