Who Is This Woman?
What in the My Little Parker Pony is up with my beloved Britters in these pictures? I swear this is a photo shoot only Mr. Ed would approve of. Brit-Brit has gone horsey for horses and she wants EVERYBODY and their fucking dog to know about it!
Not Even The Guy Can Save This Train-Wreck!
First, it was the GOD-AWFUL video to one of her best songs “Radar” which tried to make horses look sexy, (ummm ewww!) and now this? Oh Britney, what is going on in that little’ol head of yours! There is some serious horse voodoo going on in these pics that are making Britney look like a badly drawn Malibu Barbie Cartoon. This is just NEVER a good look for, well, ANYONE! Is this supposed to want to make people avoid buying this shit or what?
Pink? Really?
All we can hope for really is that she gets her pony lovin’ ass back in the studio and records 10 songs in the same vein as “Toy Solider.” DISSMISSED!
