There’s been tons going on this week in the music scene, but most importantly we have the RETURN of Whitney Houston! Yes, that’s pretty much all everyone is talking about. There are a few more surprises so let’s take a look!
2 Dolla.
So, yes Whitney is back and it looks like the entire WORLD was pulling for the old lass as “I Look To You” is set to debut at No.1 on almost every important chart around the world, with very little promo.
It really is too bad that “Million Dollar Bill” had to be the 1st single cos it really is quite a dud. It’s not bad but it’s just not very modern sounding. Whitney sounds great and breezy. The production sounds dated BUT there are already a few remixes of the song floating around the web that are just amazing.
I really think that the Freemasons remix should have been released and then it would have been a completely different story. It really does pick up the song and turns it into a fire-crotch anthem! But enough about that! I’ll feature the song on “Remix This! Bitch!”
I would be surprised if this song doesn’t storm up the charts but thank goodness there are better songs on her album and hopefully “A Song For You” will be a single, cos that song is EPIC!
My Rating: 2 disc-dancing vaginas.
Sexy.
“Boys & Girls” is Pixie Lott’s 2nd single and the song is a funky slice of feisty slut-pop. The fact that it sounds a bit like a Sugababe’s castaway doesn’t really matter cos Pixie manages to stamp the song with her own brand of sass.
Like I have already said before I really like Pixie and I hope that her album is as good as her first 2 singles. Judging by the quality of them both, my expectations are pretty high but I’m also very sure this minx will deliver.
My only complaint about the song is the fact that she has to include spoken bits. They are just sooo annoying! No body wants to hear “and-a 1 and-2″ PLEASE, spare us! We can all count, Pixie thank you very much.
Other than that, this song is pretty much perfect and I’m very excited for her album “Turn It Up” which hits stores next week here in the U.K.
My rating: 3 and a half rock-hard-cocks.
P-U
Jordin Sparks is VERY annoying with all her bible-thumpping, promise ring wearing shit. I put all of this aside and listened to her 2nd single “S.O.S (Let The Music Play)” with an open mind.
Sadly (for me) I had to sit through 3 minutes of torture as our little Miss. Jordin totally destroyed Shannon’s club classic hit “Let The Music Play.” To say that Jordin’s song is a bad really is an understatement.
There is not an ounce of originality, nothing fresh about this stinker. I hate these remakes cos they just emphasize how a-mazing the original was and they leave you wondering: “Why the hell am I not just listening to the original, instead of this load of old shit?”
Jordin tries to add her once of 80′s neon-lovin’-funk but falls flat on her Jesus lovin’ ass and delivers a song that even “the lord” would frown upon.
My Rating: 5 dried up, “Love Don’t Live Here Anymore,” tumbleweed vaginas.
Single Of The Week:
Get Shaky, Bitch!
American DJ Ian Carey has been around for over 15 years and he has been keeping clubs around the world jumpin’ and pumpin’ with hits like “Rise” and “Lose Control.” Now he is on the U.K charts with this club-stomper “Get Shaky” that boasts over 10 remixes to keep EVERY single person happy on the dance floor.
This song has been around since last year but has just now stormed the charts and has so far peaked at no.9. If you feel you need a quick pick me up before you go out to get you in that party-dancin’, cock-sukin’ mood then this song is an absolute must! Seriously, play this song and you’ll be out there whoring yourself out to the world in NO time!
The Ian Carey Project – “Get Shaky – (original radio edit)”
