This week there was so much going on in the singles world I really don’t even know where to begin but I’ll have listened to some very good songs and then others that are just P-U! Let’s get The Week in Singles on a roll, muthafuckas!
Good, But not Enough.
Esmee had a HUGE hit with her club-stomper debut single “Outta Here.” That song seemed to just come out of nowhere and then suddenly radios were playing it non-stop. I LOVED the song, it was feisty and had a killer beat!
Now Esmee is back with her 2nd single “Admit it” and I have to admit that it’s just not on the same level as “Outta Here.” This song has a slight retro- sound that doesn’t really work and the entire affair just isn’t very memorable. It’s not a bad song at all but it just sounds like album filler and NOT a single choice.
There are better songs on her album and this is just not gonna cut it Esmee. You need to keep it a bit more interesting than this. Well, at least she looks klassy on the single cover. That’s about the only interesting thing about this release.
The video is not bad, but like the single it’s just a bit BLAH. Sorry, honey try again.
My Rating: 3 saggy balls.
Major.
Little Boots hit it BIG time with one of my fave songs “Remedy” from her debut album “Hands.” Well continuing the brilliant release of singles she releases “Earthquake” as her third single and while it’s not as instant as her previous efforts this song is every bit as good.
The electro feel is in full effect here and it makes the song have a cold hard edge to it. This will cement her popularity in the UK and will hopefully give her another top 10 single.
“Earthquake” has an edgy feel to it and will probably be remixed up the ass and I just can’t wait to get my Gay little hands on them to blast them as I get ready to go out on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, hell, who am I kidding I’m fucking out everyday of the week, but you get the idea. I want those remixes!
No video yet but I’m sure it will involve a lot of kookiness!
My Rating: 4 raging hard ons!
Not That Naughty.
Yes, she won X Factor and yes she had one of the MOST annoying songs of last year with “Hallelujah,” but now Miss. Burke is back and out to prove that she isn’t just some goodie 2 shoes that goes to church on Sunday and prays to the heavens above, she wants people out there to know that she likes “Bad Boys.”
Yes as tired and cliched as it may sound this song is not all that bad. I’m not sure this kind of material suits her voice but then again I’d much rather hear something like this than some crappy ballad about “the lord.”
The only real BIG problem with this song for me is the presence of Flo Rida. He has got to be one of the most annoying and overrated rappers of our time. He is just on everything! Take a fucking break! It doesn’t really help that the rap is very phoned in and doesn’t really add anything but annoying-ness to the song.
The video is pretty hot though, girl can’t dance worth shit.
My Rating: 2 semi erect cocks.
Single Of the Week.
3 & On FIRE!
It’s Britters and she is back with yet another piece of electro-sexiness. The song is “3″ and it’s the single to be released from her singles collection out in November. It really is taking the world by storm, reaching no.1 on almost every chart it enters. This to me is a shock cos I thought people had had enough with her last single “Radar” that crashed and burned upon release.
The song is quite raunchy even for Britney, talking about getting it on with 3 peeps. Oh Britney you lil’whore! We know you like the kinky shit but you should have tried all this 3some, fanny licking, strippa-pole dancing, BEFORE the kids.
This has all the making of a proper Brit classic and I’m sure it will be one of her bigger hits. Now what I really want to hear are the remixes. They are gonna be proper hot.
All in all, Classic Britney.
Listen To the James Rendon remix: Britney Spears – “3 (James Rendon Remix)”
