Oh, Sheena what the hell happened to you sly-Scottish-slutty ways? I really do have to give props to Ms. Easton for being one of the first Pop artists to sing about her “misty cave” with a song that had many people (except for us Gays) wondering: what the fuck is she singing about?
Yes, the song “Sugar Walls” was all about Sheena’s pussay and if the lyrics are anything to go by it really does seem that she was fucking hiding gold in there! Talking about how “temperatures rise inside her sugar walls,” well…. yes dear, I’m sure that’s not the only thing that’s rising “down there.”
You think Madonna was the first skank to receive the honor for being too whore-y for Mtv? Well, you would have to think again, cos Sheena’s song was banned by the channel in ’84, cos in the 80′s nobody wanted to hear songs about how warm any woman’s va-jay-jay was. (except maybe Prince, who wrote, arranged, produced (and probably would have sung, if his vagina weren’t so uptight) this magical tune!)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26lwbThe video is quite tame compared to the song. It’s just Sheena looking like Pizazz’s (Jem fans?) long lost tranny cousin making creepy eyes at the camera threatening men with her “Sugar Walls.” If you like your songs with a whole lotta early 80′s sleaze then this is the tune for you.
