Today, I decided to feature none other than slut group Vanity 6. There where whores in the early 80′s then there were these girls. They were not afraid to go the XXX-tra mile to look and sound like total skanks and that is why they captured my heart so many years ago.
Of course they were discovered by the pint-sized queen himself Prince. He really does have an eye for picking out “talent.” I think he has a great way of selecting the kinda girls that will work for a blow-job and a quick buck. They only recorded one album and then Vanity’s vagina ego got to big and the other 2 were kicked to the curb! Talk about having a “Sasha Fierce” moment! I’m getting a very strong Nicole Scherzinger vibe from Vanity. I guess all whores start to look/act alike after a while.
Well of course everyone knows the classic steamy-pussy-anthem “Nasty Girl” and then there was another gem, “If A Girl Answers..” where Prince makes a cameo and of course he plays a girl! What a Sock! I think Prince needs to know it’s 2010 and needs to come the fuck out already!
Vanity released a couple more solo albums and then felt ashamed she was such a whore and became a “born again Christian.”(whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean is anyone’s guess.) She now goes by her real name Denise Mathews. Obviously no one has ever heard from the other 2 ho-bags in the group, although they did go on to be part of Apollonia 6. (More on, that KL-ASS act later)
Oh well, she may now be a minister, preaching to the lord and all that jazz but one thing is for sure, there will always be these classics for those out there that really don’t give a fuck! Enjoy!
Listen To: Vanity 6 – ” Nasty Girl”
Listen To: Vanity 6 -”If A Girl Answers (Don’t Hang Up)”
