O.k there was a point in everyone’s life where we thought Matthew McConaughey was about the hottest thing to walk the planet. He was always showing off his body, working out on the beach and then things took a turn for the worse. He was ALWAYS shirtless and he all of the sudden looked like a greasy slime-ball.
Well, he’s on the cover of Men’s Fitness and he looks o.k. I have been around long enough to know that Men’s Fitness covers can NEVER be trusted and there is whole lot of Photoshop fuckery going on. Well, Matthew’s cover is no exception. You see in real life he’s got stumpy little arms and here he’s got regular length arms so that has been fucked around with. Then there is his thinning hair in real life and in the cover his hair looks full and luscious!
Then we have the REAL Matthew in pics from this years Oscars and he looked a right mess! I mean, first of all what is up with the colour of his skin? Did it fade away on the limo ride to the awards? Seriously, it looks all kinds of wrong and he is just creepy looking. Do not what is going on with this black-tie look. One thing is for sure, it ain’t working for me.
