
O.k this is just getting out of hand! I mean seriously what the fuck is going on with Matthew McConaughey’s skin color? He looks like my grannies old leather bag she left for me when she passed away in 1976! No wait… that’s not it … he looks like my peepaw’s old leathery scrotum! Yeah, that’s more like it! Does he think that people believe this color is natural or more importantly that it looks good?

Skin this color should be avoided at all costs. Most think that a tan will give you a healthy “glow” but this color says I vacationed in Chernobyl and I came back with a glow only that it’s a radioactive one. His piece should really say something to him before they go out! I mean that is what your other half is there for!! To stop you making an ass out of yourself! An orange ass!