I am all for ending child sex slavery but this is just not the way to go. I mean, child sex is already gross enough, why the hell would you want an even grosser videos with the likes of Bruce Willis, Justin Timberlake and Piers Morgan claiming they are all “Real Men?” Well, Demi Moore (taking some time out from her busy twitter & bikini pics schedule) and Ashton Kutcher have whipped up their DNA foundation, gathered all their famous friends to creep us all out with a series of videos to end child sex slavery.
And seriously Piers Morgan? How the fuck did he even get into these commercials? WHO IS HE? He must have amazing PR people cos the stuff that no-talent has gotten over the past year is just mind boggling! So, the idea of these commercials is to give an idea of how real men behave and real men don’t go to children for sex. That’s all fine a good, but Justin Timberlake shaving with a chainsaw.. hmmm… maybe I’ve had too many cocks in my mouth and I have have lost all sense of reason but I just don’t see the connection. The Ashton commercial is even more ridic. REAL MEN DO THEIR LAUNDRY. Umm…. I don’t think Ashton has done anything on a washing machine except maybe fuck on top of one.
The entire concept I think went a miss here and having Eva Longoria at the end is sooo not helping the situation. She always manages to annoy the crap outta me with her “I’m perfect, you’re not” kinda ‘tude.
