I know, I know there is no cock on display today but I have to say that I don’t have to see Prince Harry’s cock to know that he makes my private parts tingle in a “non-STI” kinda way! Seriously, the erotica on display here is just above and beyond anything I could possibly handle. I want to know where the fuck this was going on cos I need to be there front row, well maybe not front row the cops may get me, to just stare all day long at this luscious piece of royal yummy-ness!
I wonder what he would say if I went up to him and said: “After you finish riding that horse, how ’bout you take me for a ride..” KL-ASSY! Don’t ya think? I gave him my poshest line. Seriously, it takes some serious effort for me to be posh. I wouldn’t even care if he wasn’t a Prince or stupid crap like that cos this dude is just plain, HOT!!
You know for a fact that the bitch he ends up marrying will not give him the kinda head a gay can give! NO WAY! I think that it is my civil duty as a newly “British Citizen” to show Harry just how much I love the UK by sucking his cock and then him spewing his English milk all over my “Latin- puta” face! See… that’s a story even the Queen herself can appreciate! That lil’cheeky bitch!
