There is one thing to look tan and have a healthy glow, then there is quite another to look like your skin could radiate enough radio-active energy to power New York City for a hundred years to come! Hobie (Jeremy Jackson) from Baywatch (trust me it’s the only thing he has ever done that remotely rings a bell!) has a shade of skin that would make most want to carve him out and stick a candle up his ass for Halloween.
I don’t find it sexy or enticing at all! In fact I think it totally takes away from what little heat Hobie is working with. Now, of course he is doing his stunt for “Chippendales” and is joined by the hot one from 98 degrees. He was the one that you always wanted to see what he was working with. He is still kinda hot but the fact that he is the “main feature” at this sleaze fest makes me feel sorry for his broke ass.
BTW, who the fuck goes to a “Chippendale’s” show? I don’t know any self respecting slut that would be caught dead at a grease-fest like this! It’s just fat-middle aged. sex-crazed women that get all moist with just a glimpse of a g-string… Sad times.
Have a look at these dudes, would you pay to see them strip and not even show some cock?! U already know I wouldn’t fucking spend a penny on these has-beens so now the time has come for you to Judge 4 Urself!
