
I’m sure that someone, somewhere is taking the piss with the latest “boy band” HEART2HEART. That someone could be former N’sync-er Lance Bass who is said to produce this terrible, terrible poop pop group. I am well aware that 12 year old girls and twinky gays need some bubble gum pop to get them through junior high but this is something even the dorkiest of kids would throw vomit at.
Their first single “Facebook Official” is so bad that it makes Paris Hilton sound like fucking Nana Mouskouri. The lyrics were probably written by some creepy 40 year old that wants to sound “hip” and “down” with what kids are listening to today and it makes the entire project sound like a very, very bad joke. In the beginning some said the entire group was a “spoof” on boy bands but sadly these boys are serious. VERY SERIOUS.
One can only hope that these poor lost souls find something better to do with their time cos if you thought Rebecca Black was annoying well, you really have no idea what annoying really means.. until now…. (watch at your own risk!)