The EX Couple
File this under: Kelly Osbourne is a stupid bitch. I really have no idea who this skank has gone out with and I really could care less. However I hate it when people who have “power” in the media say all sorts of stupid shit and Kelly Osbourne has been guilty of this many times but this one just really takes the tranny’s wig.
Kelly had been going out with some male model Luke Worrall, ( no idea who this is but anyway!) and he broke it off with this “fashion expert” only to go out with Elle Schneider who is apparently a “fashion model” but this is not what burned Kelly. No, she had to take it there and say this to Glamour UK:
“Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating. Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It’s hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you… but when when someone is a chick with a dick? I’d always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl.”
The EX-Hombre
Is this bitch for real? I mean this ho most likely had a fat role hanging over her fat gut that looked like a peen when she was a size “14″ so what the fuck is she talking about!? For someone who claims to be “open-minded” this is one huge step back to 1940′s South Dakota living on a farm and milking a cow named Bessie.
Seriously Kelly grow the fuck up. Do you actually think that your parents even gave a fuck that you were dumped? I hardly think so. The only way I can see them upset is if you were still living with them and they had to put up with more of your stupid shit.
On another note why a magazine would even consider to interview this self-important skank is just beyond me and a totally different story, but a word of warning to Kelly, you better watch your step cos if Elle still has her cock she will dick slap those porky cheeks right off your mug for your mom to use as fillers for her face! TRUST!
