Ashton shirtless. Hotter than his marriage ever was.
Well, it’s official, Ashton & Demi are no longer married. I know, I know, big fucking deal cos we all knew pretty much what was going to happen in that relationship right from the get go. Too bad they didn’t see it themselves.
It’s another celebrity couple calling it quits but what really annoys the shit outta me are the statements that are released from both parties after a breakup. Let’s take a look at what Demi had to say (or what her PR slut wrote for her dumb ass):
“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.
This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”
O.K first of all what world does she think we live in? I mean compassion? Seriously? You are asking for us to have compassion, when you have taken to twitter and posted “I’m fabulous & 50″ bikini shots of yourself? I seriously don’t think so Demi, this is not 1990 and your “Ghost” tears will not save you now. Then you both have pretty much whored your relationship since day 1 and now you are asking for PRIVACY? WTF? If she or her dumb-ass publicist think that Demi will have any form of privacy then they are both as dumb as Rumer for dying her hair red. (Seriously, there was simply NO excuse for that!)
Well, obviously no Hollywood break-up would be complete without the other twat (or twatty publicist) releasing their statement and this is what Ashton had to say:
“Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK”
Of course, he did this over Twitter cos his relationship was worth less than 140 characters to him. Then what the hell is up with the “Love & Light” ending? I mean who the fuck is he now? Is he applying to work at a fucking healing center? Give it up Ashton, even your Grandma knows what a cunty douche you are so DO NOT try and fool us with you ‘Love & Light” crap.
These 2 are soo fucking annoying and I for one am glad to see their “marriage” ended cos I will not have to see their smug faces on red-carpets “trying” not to have their picture taken and “acting” awkward with each other.
So now, Demi can continue to upload “saucy” pics to twitter for validation and Ashton can continue getting blow-jobs in his Lexus Hybrid by chicks named “Kelly” or “Wynter.” Ahhh…. much better!
