Brooke Likes It Ruff. (Like Her Face)

So, as I have featured on my site a couple of months ago Brooke Hogan is going to release her 2nd album “The Redemption” and while the cover of the album is beyond tacky and horrible there is a song that just leaked, “Ruff Me Up” and (I can’t believe I’m  about to write this) I actually think the song is pretty a-mazing! How is this possible? Well, maybe it’s the fact that it sounds VERY, VERY much like Britters “Womanizer” and I still can’t get enough of that song. I think this song will hold more than a special place in my heart-o-whore.

I really do hope that Brooke smartens up and releases this song. I don’t think most people will like this cos they will just cast it away as a ‘Womanizer” rip off, but I don’t think it’s quite that simple. Brooke needs to get down on her knees (something she and I are very familiar with) and thank the Lord Jesus for sending her a song that just might get her some attention for being something other than Hulk Hogan’s tranny-mess of a daughter. (well… maybe not that much!)

Brooke Hogan ft Flo Rida – “Ruff Me Up”

Brooke Mother Of Hobag.

Somewhere in heaven the sweet Lord Jesus is crying a river after seeing Brooke Hogan’s Tranny-meets-Jesus cover for her 2nd (!) album “The Redemption.” Now, not only will people question her “singing” abilities but Brooke’s mental stability will also be under scrutiny. How can anyone in their right mind actually want this to be the cover of ANYTHING?

Everything about this is wrong. First of all why is Brooke’s mother on the cover of the album? And most importantly what the hell does she have coming out of her ass? Heavenly Diarrhea? I have no idea, but it’s just not right. I think that Brooke has plenty of gutter-slut talent and if she played her cards right she could be making excellent slut-pop but so far her music is generic pop shite.

Oh Brooke, listen to your inner slut and just give into her cos she will slap the shit out of you for ever making this sorry excuse of a drawing the cover of your album!

For those of you that are interested here is Brooke’s video for her 1st single “Falling” feat Stack$. The video is NOT GOOD but I posted it only cos the rapper is kinda cute and he is shirtless other than that I would have never posted this tranny mess and her own brand of funk, so watch if you dare!

Click here to view the embedded video.