There is something missing in music nowadays. Back in the early 80’s the pop landscape was cluttered with slutty girl groups all willing to out slut each other. From Vanity 6 to The Mary Jane Girls, these lovely ladies looked as though they would be equally comfortable in a recording studio and turnin’ tricks on [...]

After Vanity left the the other 2 hos from her group Vanity 6, their pimp, Prince was desperate to find yet another charming little darling to front his new all whore group. He found one KL-ASSY lady that goes by the name of Apollonia. He put her in his movie “Purple Rain” and decided to [...]

Fuck the Pussy Cat Dolls, this is where it all began! This is what I’m talking about! Yes it’s none other than the hard rockin’ pussy, Lita Ford. Her look, her style, her KL-ASS, it’s all been stolen!
I know that most of you won’t remember who Lita Ford was & I also know that she [...]

If you thought that only Americans could do the trashiest of slut-pop, well, then think again cos three little slags (A.K.A The Dolly Rockers) are here to change the way you see women. (well…. not really but they do seem like the kind of girls you want to be going to a party with.)
They may [...]

Today, I decided to feature none other than slut group Vanity 6. There where whores in the early 80’s then there were these girls. They were not afraid to go the XXX-tra mile to look and sound like total skanks and that is why they captured my heart so many years ago.
Of course they were [...]

Right form the first 2 seconds of this song I could tell that I would be shakin’ my ass to this tune in some sort of fashion! The song is all about dropping it low and trying to get your ass touch the floor while popping it like you have a hot tamale stuffed up [...]

I’m never friends with the cool slutty girls. I just wish I had been friends with this ho. Sabrina is to me the perfect example of classic 80’s ho-bag. She was an all out skank and didn’t give a fuck what anyone thought of her.  I KNOW all my OG sluts remember (my personal anthem)”Boys, [...]

This song is about the sluttiest thing ever recorded by 4 hookers. Yes, it was the 1985 hit “In My House” that took these girls from the streets to high Kl-ass strip joints around the world. Now, you know these ladies were freaks when none other than Rick James himself “discovered” these beauties while they [...]

Oh, Sheena what the hell happened to you sly-Scottish-slutty ways? I really do have to give props to Ms. Easton for being one of the first Pop artists to sing about her “misty cave” with a song that had many people (except for us Gays) wondering: what the fuck is she singing about?
Yes, the song [...]

Oh 1991 was a great year for whores all over the world when Corina scored a world-wide free-style smash with the slut, ho-bag anthem “Temptation.” The lyrics justifies us wayward whores by telling everyone out there that “Temptation is a part of life it doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right!” I mean how perfect [...]

In the late 80’s as a pre-teen growing in up in Dallas, Texas, listening to anything Gay was something very difficult to do. I mean I really could not identify with some of the crap that was on the radio at the time. (Hello! Bon Jovi? I think not!) So, what was a Gay to [...]

Yes, I know I have featured Ke$ha on here way back in July with her A-MAZING single (then “Dolla”) entitled “Tik, Tok.” I have LOVED this song ever since I heard it and if it is not a No.1 international smash then I have lost all faith in sluts ruling the world!
Well, now we FINALLY [...]

In 1992 Carmen Electra decided to take her own brand of funk to the music scene and released an album that only myself and maybe Carmen’s me-maw bought. The entire project was produced by Prince and included such gems like “Go-Go Dancer,” “Everybody Get On Up,” and my favorite strip pole classic “Fantasia Erotica.” Of [...]