So I use the word hooker shoes a lot and just the other day a friend of mine asked me well, exactly what do you mean by hooker shoes?, & I answered “Well, honey they are kinda like the shoes you got on right now……SNAP!” Yeah, I’m a bitch, with a heart of gold, though. [...]
O.k so I went to another gym this weekend and I ended up at Fitness First Black Label gym in Tottenham Court Road. I went for a swim and then I was in the mood for 5 min in the steam room. As I walked to the pool area I noticed that both steam room [...]
I just don’t know where to begin, I’m not so much offended about what this tacky slut is wearing at her “book signing” but I’m more pissed off about what her fucking banners say in the back: “The sexiest, most sizzling novel of the Summer,” and (this is the one that kills me) ” written [...]
Yes, Jordan is still whoring out this track that is just absolute shite. I’m happy to say that people aren’t completely stupid and this did not crack the top 40. (Thank god!) But I still don’t truly trust the buying public and who knows, this might climb higher which would really go to show that [...]
Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck is Lil’kim tattooed on her fucking mug? This is a pic of the natural beauty celebrating her 36th (don’t get me started on that!) b-day in some broke-down dairy queen while she whipped up (and by “whipped up” I mean her pussy squeezing out the left over burrito she [...]
O.k I don’t know who is going around telling Gays that they can call the male ass the following: “Man-gina” or “Man-pussy!” WTF is up with that? I was recently talking to a friend of mine and he was going on about how he picked up this hot guy at the gym and one of [...]
I have posted pics of Madonna in ad campaigns before and every time they get more ridiculous. Now, we have Dolce & Gabbana trying to convince us all that Madonna looks fresh faced and 28. The theme they are going for I guess, is Madonna raiding some Italian family’s home and basically acting like a [...]
O.k I don;t know what I find more disturbing the powder on this models ass, the stuffed animals, the baby bottle, I mean where the fuck do I begin? This is one shoot that does NOTHING for me. I am all for pushing the boundaries of porn, but a diaper? Really? I just don’t get [...]
Yes, that is the cover to Jordan’s new single (I really tried not to laugh out loud when writing this) “Free To Love Again.” One question comes to mind: Why? I mean hasn’t the U.K already suffered enough with the election and the football? Now this poor country has to endure a new Jordan single? [...]
The peeps over at Interview magazine either think most people are beyond stupid or that it has now become a magazine for the blind. The kind of photoshop fuckery in these pics are above and beyond anything I have seen… well.. since last week when I saw the SATC posters with Pinocchio Kim Cattrall’s funky [...]
The fact that this poster will be plastered EVERYWHERE soon is quite worrying , it might be because people will defo get confused as to what kind of movie they will be watching. Will it be an Avatar-esque computer generated movie or will these bitches actually be on the film in the flesh? I think [...]
So it’s time to get back swing of things and that means getting back to the gym! If you have eaten like a fucking pig and drinking way too much and not doing any physical activity (sorry, fucking doesn’t count) then our WORK IT guy will give you that push and motivation you might [...]
O.k so yesterday “news” broke out and it seemed that everyone was talking about Ricky Martin confirming what I’m pretty sure every body with half a brain already knew: He is G-A-Y! I think this would have been news say if this were… I don’t know … 1999? I know most people are obsessed with [...]
I have seen my fair share of freaky things in the Gay porn world but this pretty much takes the lube and dildo! I mean, Gay Grim Reaper porn? I just don’t get it! I guess for some, fucking death could be sexy.. I’m not really sure what is going on in this photo spread [...]
This is just really sad news. British designer Alexander McQueen was found dead in his London flat. I really just can’t believe that a man as talented as this would take his own life. It really is sad. I know that my broke ass never had any £££ to buy his stuff but just looking [...]
O.k When I saw these pics of Lil’ Clown Kim I could only think: what in the fucking Kabuki mess has this poor bitch done to her face? Did she quit rap to join the fucking circus? Oh Lil’ where did it all go wrong for you? I mean you had some proper songs like [...]
O.k as you all know I am a fan of being properly airbrushed, like taking away god-awful shine on the forehead, red-eye all that is o.k in my book because let’s face it we all need a bit of help to look our best. What I don’t understand is when celebrities try to look FOREVER [...]
O.k this video of Mimi receiving some award for “acting”, (before I make some comment on this drunken butterfly, I have to ask who in their right fucking minds would give Mimi an award for her “acting?) and in true Mimi style she got up to receive her award and right from the start you [...]
O.k so I am all about looking fit and feeling great. But can someone please tell me what the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera? She was rather sexy (and I say this as a fag) with her “curves.” (And I say “curves” cos she is thin in the real world but since she lives in [...]
I found these pics quite hilarious. I mean, I am all for Halloween and I think it’s cool to scare the shit out of random little kids with a creepy costume but wearing a mask before you fuck? I’m not so sure. I think that the scariest thing about these pics are not the masks [...]
I have seen my fair share of strange things in Gay porn, but today I think the wackiness level has just shot off the charts! Yes, here we have a rather handsome hunk stripping down to nothing and then he decides to slice a lemon and squeeze the juice on his cock (!) I mean [...]
O.k I am all for pushing the boundaries and workin’ it like nobody’s business but WTF is going on with Jordan’s new piece? If you’re gonna take a stroll into tranny town you better damn well make sure you step up your game so you won’t end up looking like a disaster in drag! I’m [...]
After looking at this pic of Lindsay Lohan at the premiere of her clothing line launch (she was the ARTISTIC ADVISER for the line!) it’s kinda hard to believe two things, 1. That she is only 23 and 2. someone actually let her go out in public looking like a deranged raccoon hooker. I don’t [...]
O.k so these girls have been around for about a year 2 years and by now they should have their shit sorted out and at least 1. lip sync very well or at least sing so everybody in the audience and at home won’t want to cover their ears in tears. Well, it seems as [...]
