Well, Brit-Bot is in total control with the 22 (yes 22!) official remixes for the 3rd single off of “Femme Fatale” the sassy “I Wanna Go.” The video was a bit of a let down for many reasons, the pink extensions being one of the main problems in the video, but it seems that Britters wants to make it up to us with these remixes.

They are fucking amazing. But it’s not cos Britters is even singing on the track cos if the original was a bit robotic, on almost all of the remixes the Dj’s really run with the robotic-ness of the track and in some remixes it doesn’t even sound like Britney anymore. It’s a bad thing but if you were looking for a remix to strip the song down, well keep on looking cos none of them strip, they just more electro bleeps and squeaks.

Two remixes are above and beyond amazing. They take the song which is already fantastic and just turn it into a gay-dance-floor quenching anthem! I can not get enough of the “Chuck Bucket Valer Remix” which is very Daft Punk-y and then there is the “Disco Fries Remix” which is deliciously dark and gives the song a raw twist.

Listen to: I Wanna Go (Disco Fries Radio Edit)

Listen to: I Wanna Go (Chuck Bucket Valer Radio Edit)

Britter’s unleashed her new video for “Till The World Ends” and it’s a cross between Armageddon and a slutty “lip sync for you LIFE”  in the sewers of L.A. That is our Brit, pure end of the world class! I have to say she is looking GORGEOUS and very confident. This video looks expensive and I truly think that it’s her new “Slave” for 2011. It has all the elements of that classic video maybe with a little less sassy dancing from Britney herself but given her recent “live” performances this ranks as her most energetic dancing in this era.

I love this song and think that if the world does come to an end in 2012, this is the jam I will be playing on my ipod cos you know the best way to go is dancing your ass off like some deranged slut-bag without a care (or penny) in the world! Watch “Till The World Ends” and disfruta!!

Click here to view the embedded video.

Oh Britney, you have been to hell and back and probably will be back to hell again. That’s just the way Britney is. Even when Brit was at her craziest she managed to release “Blackout” which to many has been her best work to date. The one thing that has kept Britters sane has been her music. Many say that she has no input on what kinda choons she puts out there but I hardly think that’s true.

“Femme Fatale” will probably stand as Britney at her most fearless and fun. Sonically the album is light years away from “Circus” which was not as edgy as some had hoped after the dark club beats of “Blackout.” The most amazing thing about “Femme Fatale” is that it’s an album you don’t have to feel guilty for shaking your ass too. Even at it’s most brilliant moments on “Blackout” you kinda felt a tad bit sorry for Brit cos her personal life was a mess! And not even a hot one!
The first 2 singles “Hold it Against Me” and “Till the World Ends” are probably the safest sounding songs on here. The rest are refreshingly experimental (for Britney that is.) and they take pop music to that next level. The standout among 12 brilliant tracks has got to be “How I Roll,” produced by Bloodshy. It’s bizarre, bold and most importantly wickedly fun! It was truly hard to pick one stand out cos each track can stand out on it’s own. There is NO FILLER. End of.

The standard version has 12 tracks while the deluxe has  4 more track. Hopefully these 4 songs will keep the level of the music as high as the standard 12. Britney and her posse have struck gold and has set the bar quite high for her next outing, for now enjoy this music cos it sounds and feels so good!

My Rating: 5 throbbing cocks spewing bucket loads of sweet man juice!

Listen To: Britney Spears – “How I Roll”

It seems that Britney’s team is really doing it right with their PR. They have created a buzz around her that she hasn’t had in quite a long time. It could be that now Britters is actually invested and can be bothered to show up or it could be that she is just enjoying what she is doing now. Either way she is on a mission and from the looks of it, this may be her biggest era to date.

She has now released her 2nd single “Till The World Ends.” At first I couldn’t even tell it was Britney. It sounds nothing like her vocally. Despite not sounding like her I think the song is nothing short of amazing. I really love the fact that she is totally embracing the clubs and this will deffo be a HUGE one on the dance floor with the chant in the chorus. Trust. There will be many, many drunk whores raising their glasses to that bit. You can count this drunken whore in on that one!

“Keep on dancing, till the world ends” Now, isn’t that what we just want from Britney? Have a listen and Judge 4 urself!

Listen to: Britney Spears – “Till The World Ends”

Well, I can officially say that Britters has come back full force with her single “Hold It Against Me.” Debuting at no.1 in several countries the song has been a smash around the world. The video is a visual assault and I have to say it has never felt this good to be visually abused! I just adore the video. It took forever to release but it was well worth the wait!

But of course we know that you can not have a Britney track without remixes and when I heard a particular “HIAM” remix I had to wipe my seat after listening. The remix that caused such pleasure was the Jumpsmokers Club remix and I gotta say it is one of her best remixes EVER! Right up there with the Jacques Lu Cont Mix of “Breathe On Me.”

Of course this remix is here for your hot lil’ears to enjoy so I stop all the yapping and let’s start all the dancin’!

Listen to: Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me (Jumpsmokers) [Club]“