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Yes, Xtina continues to baffle us all with her wardrobe choices for very important events. This is XXX-tina at the American Music Awards and she basically looks like shit. There is just not other way to say it. The most shocking thing of this entire fashion fiasco of an outfit is the fact that XXX-tina’s [...]

O.k I know that XXX-tina has had a pretty rough year and has seen her solo musical career go down the shitter with her last album “Bionic.” And then carry on to do one of the worst shows in T.V history “The Voice.” However, just because of this does it really justify her looking like [...]

Well, last Thursday expectations were at an all time high. Could the boys from SHOOTMEUP.CO.UK work their magic yet again like they did on “Room Service” and take the ordinary and turn into something orgasmicly fabuloso with their new night “Gigolo?” The answer to that question my dear sweet gays is: HELL YES! They delivered [...]

I am not gonna hate cos I know I will be watching this when it comes out only to see if it’s gonna be as bad I think it is gonna be. The new posters of XXX-tina looking like a “Chicago” reject and Cher looking her face was carved out of wood has been released [...]

Aguilera continues to confuse the hell out of all of us by releasing another single from this year’s biggest flop album “Bionic,” and a couple of questions come to mind. First of all why this song and why is she still even bothering with “Bionic” altogether? The best thing she could do right now is [...]

OMG, the 2 min trailer to Cher and XXXX-tina’s mess of movie “Burlesque” is out and it seems like it will be a tragedy of “Glitter” proportions. There is nothing remotely interesting about the movie. XXXX-tina plays the “shy” (yeah, I know fucking SHY!!!) girl that moves to L.A to make it in Cher’s museum [...]

Oh XXX-tina where did the good times go? I can honestly say that “Bionic” has been nothing but a bust. It just goes from one bad thing to another. Now we have the video to one of her most depressing songs “You Lost Me” and folks, it ain’t good. There is nothing remotely interesting about [...]

Middle of Summer and the tunes just keep getting hotter and hotter! I have found 3 remixes that are too hot to handle and yes if you can believe it XXX-tina is included in something good! I know I’m quite shocked but my mother always said: Don’t be such a bitch! So here go this [...]

Oh XXX-tina is trying to salvage what she can from her latest disaster “Bionic,” and she has decided to put the hoochie away for a while and releases one of the better songs from the album, the track  “You Lost Me.” It is quite sad and it’s kind of a bummer to listen to especially [...]

So this is just proof of XXX-tina’s vocals even when she’s got a kinda crappy song to sing well, she pretty much sings the shit out of it. Now, it just kinda makes you think what would happen if the music she was making were actually worthy of her golden pipes. It’s so frustrating watching [...]

Oh how the mighty have fallen. In 2000 Mrs.Aguilera was right up there with Britney, fast forward 10 years and she can barely get enough interest in her music to score a top 10 hit! (Even after being away from the music scene for 4 years!) To be fair it has to be said that [...]

The flop train just keeps on chuggin’ along for XXX-tina and her song “Not Myself Tonight” is flopping out like an 10 inch cock. I can’t say that I am surprised and not even the video peaked an interest. I mean seriously, if you are gonna come back it’s gotta be hot and well, as [...]

XXX-Tina released her video for “Not Myself Tonight” and things have not been pretty for our former ass-less chaps lover. People all over have been dissing the video calling her a wanna-be and ripping off other singers left and right. I can say for myself that the video is a mess and will probably do [...]

O.k so XXX-tina is back and she is flopping hard. Yes, her “comeback” single has been under-performing on almost every chart it has entered. Well, I would have to say that the song is not her best moment so I’m really not surprised that the song is flopping. Most die-hard XXX-tina fans are begging for [...]

This week brings about a lot of interesting singles to the table and while I would like to say that all of them are pretty good I would be lying, as usual some are great and some are just shite. Let’s get it on! (Click On Cover For Video Or Song!) Janet: “Nothing” I let [...]

After listening to XXX_tina’s new song “Not Myself Tonight” I have come to various conclusions. To begin with, it’s been over 4 years since we last heard from this fiery “Dirrty” minx, and she is back to prove that she “doesn’t give a fuck” and she’s “kissin’ on the boys and the girls.” The entire [...]

Yes, I know it’s been a while but the former whore of pop is making a comeback and has just revealed her album cover for her LONG overdue album “Bionic.” It seems as though Mrs. Aguilera hasn’t had a song out in like FOREVER but that will soon change March 30th when her song “I’m [...]

O.k so I am all about looking fit and feeling great. But can someone please tell me what the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera? She was rather sexy (and I say this as a fag) with her “curves.” (And I say “curves” cos she is thin in the real world but since she lives in [...]

I don’t know who decided that these two needed to even be in the same room! Cher is going to act in her first movie in over 10 years with X-tina in the hot mess “Burlesque.” The plot of the movie is about as tired as X-tina’s red lips, I mean who would want to [...]

This week we have a lot of the past coming straight up to the present, from the creepy  Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes new single to the re-release of the of a bad Pussycat Doll song, this week has it all. Let’s get down to business. Just when you thought that it would be a good [...]

Yes as you all know the Best of 2008 was up the second half of December and now you are probably wondering what the hell took me so long to make the list of the worst, well I was fucking busy! After staying in Chile for about 2 months, I was just really too fucking [...]

This week we Christina decides to come back with a song not even Stacey Q would dare touch, Anastacia decided to drop her rock-chick persona, The Sugababes cash in and finally, Britney breaks new ground with her new single. Last time we heard Christina she had her head stuck in the past and released “Back [...]

O.k so this a new section where every week I will be picking the weeks most annoying people or just an annoying thing that just pisses me off…. Well this week we have Singers who lip sync. Now, why is this annoying, well there are 2 kinds of singers. The first kind have never admitted  [...]

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