Well, this is a blast from the past! I swear it’s been ages since I heard anything from Ace Of Base. I mean this past Friday, I danced like a caged hooker to “All That She Wants,” so I was kinda excited to hear this. This is not the AOB that you know, there have [...]

Oh how I do love my CeCe. I think that she is the sexiest thing ever and I say that as a complete and total cocksucker! So just imagine how sexy she must really be! She had a massive track with “Ride” and that video of course was just a bit too hot for some [...]

I really have a great dislike for Alexandra Burke. I find her choons incredibly annoying and she looks like a moose. I know that those aren’t reasons enough to dislike someone but I also can’t stand the fact that she tries to be all nice and demure when she is a A-class bitch diva. I [...]

Well, I must confess that I hate going to the doctor. I really think that whenever you go it’s always cos of some bad shit going on so, I just don’t find anything sexy about the entire “sexy-times” with the main medicine man! But then again I have never seen a doc as sexy and [...]

I featured INJU5TICE a couple of days ago and I posted one of the worst songs that my poor ears have ever heard and now I’m showing you yet another boyband with just a lot bigger budget. So this means better production but it’s the same old crap. I really don’t think these dudes really [...]

O.k I don’t know where the hell these 5 came from but they need to go back to where the fuck that place may be. I just don’t get the appeal here. They ALL look like HUGE cocksuckers so when they sing about being true to a “girl” it’s almost hard not to laugh!I know [...]

You’ve got to hand it to Tranny-Cat Dolls & Girlicious creator Robin Antin for trying to get as many whores on the music scene. This is a “woman” with a mission! She has now created a the group Paradiso Girls and they are all about getting drunk on Tequila and having as much drunk sex [...]

I have gone to a couple of strip clubs in my life and I have always found them quite boring. I know it’s more of a str8 guy thing to do, but there are a few places here in London where you can see guys taking their clothes off to the rhythm of a disco [...]

I really don’t know why I even know Kat De Luna’s name. She really is quite annoying and her face and voice make me want to throw myself off of a 10 story building but sadly for me, I do know who she is and she is back (yet AGAIN) with a new single, “Push, [...]

So, Katy Perry is really going full on with her image for “Teenage Dream.” Katy’s new album, which will be released at the end of August. This album should really be titled “20 Something-ish Whore.” Katy is really milking this “hot and sexy” image with her boobs out and about on this months “Esquire Magazine,” [...]

I saw these and I thought: That is a weird place to have a tattoo! I like it but then again it looks a bit off… maybe that is why I like it! Yes, I am a freak! I don’t know how I feel about big tattoos. I think they can look alright but in [...]

OMG, the 2 min trailer to Cher and XXXX-tina’s mess of movie “Burlesque” is out and it seems like it will be a tragedy of “Glitter” proportions. There is nothing remotely interesting about the movie. XXXX-tina plays the “shy” (yeah, I know fucking SHY!!!) girl that moves to L.A to make it in Cher’s museum [...]

Kelly Rowland is on a serious mission: World Domination. Yes, Mrs.Kelly wants to big a HUGE star in her own right so she and her team have released 3 singles this Summer. “Commander” for Europe (cos Europe LOVES gay dance tunes) “Grown Woman” for Urban radio in the U.S (cos you need to sing “ass” [...]