I know that it’s inevitable, we will all get old and die, I know this but damn! You’d think that Brad Pitt would wait a bit before he needed a cane to help his hot ass to walk and balance himself!

I don’t get what the cane is all about cos Pitt isn’t even 50 yet but everything about him in these pics is screaming ‘fucking old fart’ to me. I know that he has been around for what seems to be an eternity in Hollywood but seriously does he need to act so old and go around to movie awards with fucking walking canes? Maybe it’s the pack of kids that him and Angelina have adopted that have taken the life outta this once hot hunk. You know kids will do that to you, they pretty much ruin everything and take the hotness from anything and anyone from the moment they come shooting out a woman’s va-jay-jay!

Who knows exactly what it is but one thing is for sure poor Brad is looking beat and the next time we see him he’ll most likely be wearing adult diapers. You know what I think so now judge 4 urself!

O.k as I have said time and time again grooming is one thing and then having eyebrows that would put a drag queen to shame is never ever the look if you want to make it big in the porn world.

Today, we have a special case of a Latin hottie that has everything going on, the body, the ass the cock and then we look at his eyebrows and he looks like one of Cinderella’s evil step sisters. I don’t know what is going on with the mug but it does not make him look hot at all. In fact it takes away all of his heat. However, I will let you decide and post the pictures anyway just ummm… to prove my point.. o.k not really he still has a really deee-lish cock and that is always more important!

Have a look and judge 4 urself!

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I really have no idea why Andy Cohen is famous. He is just the gay that does all the reunion shows for those real housewives and I think he also has his own late night talk show which I have never nor want to see. There is something about this guy that is kinda hot. It could be the entire package or it could be that he always looks “clean and faggy.” Who knows, but one thing I do know is that he is kinda hot, the question is he hotter with clothes on or off?

Broke & Horny kinda vibe

I have seen pics of him recently in Miami and he’s looking quite hunky however there is something letting him down and for me it would have to be his legs and his chest. He could have a bigger chest and more defined legs, of course when he has his suit on you really don’t see these “sins” and he looks ALL good. Kinda a disappointment cos in most cases guys are supposed to look better which their clothes off not the other way around.

So here are some pics of Andy with some of his hags in Miami earlier this year and I gotta say I wouldn’t kick him outta bed but I would deffo not be making this ho any breakfast the day after! Enjoy!

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I tried to watch “Gossip Girl” when it first started but seriously I am too old to watch a show about fucking rich bratty spoiled cunts acting all “Cruel Intentions.” I just watched the first one and I was like: not for me.

However, I do think that the hunks featured on the show are what would have kept me watching say if they were all fucking each other and there were no girls in the show. Of course that would no longer be “Gossip Girl” and it would just be some low-budget porno called “Three Guys fuck for some XXX-tra cash.”

Anyway here are the hunks of the show celebrating their 100th show (Yes, I KNOW!!) and I can’t decided which one looks worse! I mean what happened to these three? They look 3 shades of dead and like they would rather be anywhere else but at this event. Chase Crawford was the hottest one for me of the three but he is looking way thin and just not very healthy looking. Then there’s Penn Badgley who is also sporting that fresh “just out of the morgue” look, he would have to be my 2nd pick and then finally there’s Ed Westwick who just looks like a fussy fag. These 3 need some hot soup and a tan!

If I had to pick one to fuck around with, I would still stick with Chase, but I would make him over first and then let him into my “sugar walls.” You know how I feel about these 3 sluts now it’s time to Judge 4 Urself and decide who is the least dead looking of the three.

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Yes, as you all know I have featured hunky Chris Meloni before but he was showing guns and looking oh so delicious. Now he is fully clothed (sadly) but looking just as hot in some event in New York. Now, I am not sure what he is getting an award for but the award looks like a cheap-o souvenir you buy at the bottom of the Empire State building on your way out. Seriously, it could have been a bit more glitzy but I am willing to overlook that cos… well….. fuck the award! Just look at how perfect he is!

I adore guys that look like this. You know the “older” gentleman that doesn’t give a fuck about age and just looks good no matter what! That is what you call confidence and I LOVES me some of that daddy heat! Yes, I know, I know this slut is already married but I guess we will always have “Oz,” wouldn’t you agree?  You already know this hunky stud that is the master of my wettest, sluttiest dreamz what about yours? Judge 4 urself!

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