What the fuck is J.Lo playing at? This is supposed to be her big comeback? “On The Floor” is one huge stinker of a song and since J.Lo and her crew do not have one original idea in their head they decided to bring back (it was seriously best left in the past) the Lambada! [...]
Who needs to kick of the year with everyone’s favorite snotty nosed Canadian brat, Avril Lavigne? I certainly don’t. Well she is back with some more brat-pop and this time the song is called: “What The Hell” and to be honest I was thinking that after the first 5 seconds of this. To begin with, [...]
I have always gone on about how one should always take care of your body by going to the gym, and getting massages, getting facials, waxing pubes and then of course waxing your back. You should not be able to pull somebody’s back! That is just gross. However, today I wanted to feature a guy [...]
You either like P!nk or you don’t and I used to like her quite a lot, but then she turned a bit too dyke rock-ish for my tastes and then she started acting too much like a bad ass and then I just stopped caring about her altogether. She has her greatest hits out now [...]
After the shocking, and I mean shocking, under performance of “Get Outta My Way” on the charts in the UK (no.12) Kylie is determined to make “Aphrodite” work and the lil’ diva ain’t gonna give up and is releasing “Better Than Today” as the 3rd single. I have mixed feeling about this release. On the [...]
You can always count on Nicole Scherzinger for a yearly stab at solo fame and 2010 would not be complete with her latest flop offering, “Poison.” I have to say that I don’t like Nicole as a pop artist. I mean she has got it all, the looks, the voice, the moves and determination but [...]
Could this crazy bitch get any crazier? I think that Nicki is a true talent in the rap scene and I think the hype behind her is totally justified. Her album “Pink Friday” will be out towards the end of November and the anticipation surrounding this will make it a deffo no.1 debut on the [...]
Ke$ha is really on a mission to wear the crown for biggest slut in pop! I think with all of her recent offering this may be a very easy thing to do. Her 2nd single (off of her up & coming CD “Cannibal”) “Sleazy” is nasty, cocky and is full of demure and lady-like lyrics [...]
“Let’s talk about Sex” and “Push It” were truly anthems and when Salt’n’Pepa were good they were brilliant but they hit hard times in 97 with their album “Brand New.” Sales were declining and the girls weren’t getting along very well. One of the chicks became a Jesus freak and it really did seem like [...]
In what seems her 100 millionth attempt at solo success, Nicole Scherziner releases “Poison” and all I have to say is: Sorry Luv but try again. The track is a stinker. Not only is it annoying but it just doesn’t go anywhere. There really is no chorus and just because RedOne produced the track does [...]
I have to say I get what she was trying to do but I think it’s just not working. She is a Barbie, I get it, so she was given Barbie’s ridiculous proportions and it just seems off. Even though I know that is what she was going for. She’s kooky I get it, but [...]
O.k so Nelly is back this year with and English song (finally!) “The Night Is Young.” I heard this last night and while I don’t hate it, I am not impressed. The song doesn’t sound like a strong 1st single. Well, I think I am always under the idea that she will do something close [...]
O.k so as you know everyone’s favorite new whore released her 3rd single “Take It Off” a while back and the video was pretty much standard Ke$ha, you know dirty hair, dirty clothes, dirty cooch, all very typical. So now there is a 2nd version to the video (I’m guessing it was the original but [...]
I am not gonna hate cos I know I will be watching this when it comes out only to see if it’s gonna be as bad I think it is gonna be. The new posters of XXX-tina looking like a “Chicago” reject and Cher looking her face was carved out of wood has been released [...]
I really do LUV this ho. She is slowly but surely taking over the world and I can almost assure you she will score a no.1 something by the end of the year! Now, I’m not saying it will be a no.1 song or album but trust me she will be on the top spot [...]
I really don’t like this chicks ‘tude! She swears she is sooo fucking cool and there is nothing more un-cool than a bitch that swears she is! She had the nerve to confess she was not a Goldfrapp fan I mean what is wrong with this woman! She released her album “The Family Jewels” earlier [...]
Isn’t nice to know that Cheryl Cole has her 1st single “Promise This” out just in time for the X-factor hoopla? It’s just all so tried and tested, it’s ridiculous! I mean it’s just soo boring! The entire planning behind this release is really something that is so calculated that it takes away from the [...]
Every time I look at DB I think to myself: there is something not quite right about his heat. I don’t know what it is. I mean, I know he is good looking but I think I can’t stand his sometimes smug face. Maybe it’s not really smug but I just can’t stand him. Well [...]
Brandy is back and the track is “Lifeguard.” I really think Brandy has got a bit lost with her whole music. She has now agreed to appear on “Dancing with the Nobodies” and it’s another step in the wrong direction. I know she wants to keep her face out there in the public eye but [...]
I still don’t know what to make of Kelly’s latest offering. I mean she has released 3 singles over the Summer and “Commander” is the only one that has done decently on the charts. It topped the U.S dance charts while “Grown Woman” hasn’t done much and I really don’t think “Rose Colored Glasses” will [...]
Well, after there was all this crap about Nadine leaving Girls Aloud, things are being confirmed a bit more with the release of her new solo single “Insatiable,” and I really don’t know what to think. I love Nadine. She is my favorite one from G.A. But the choice of her single leaves me a [...]
Keri Hilson had the worst hair of last year and it seems as though she has taken some advice from her main gay and decided to tone the hair way down for her new single “Breaking Point.” That is really good enough for me cos that hair she had before was soooo not working for [...]
Alesha Dixon is gorgeous. I think she is one of the finest girls in pop right now, so why she decided to release such a mish-mash of crap for her 1st single “Drummer Boy,” for her 2nd album is just totally beyond me. I have tried to like this song, really I have but the [...]
Aguilera continues to confuse the hell out of all of us by releasing another single from this year’s biggest flop album “Bionic,” and a couple of questions come to mind. First of all why this song and why is she still even bothering with “Bionic” altogether? The best thing she could do right now is [...]