I grew up in probably one the THE worst places to grow up gay: Dallas, Texas. O.k maybe not the worst in the world, like say the Middle East, where they hang you if you so much look at another dudes crotch! But you know that high school is gonna be tough when you have your classmates wear fucking shit-kickers and cowboy hats to school. Seriously. I am NOT joking.

So what is a gay to do? Well for this queeny gay it was taking comfort in the fact that there was always a parallel universe that I could live out my whore-ish fantasies and dream about blowing the entire football team and then dancing at the local strip joint for a couple of dollars to pay the rent! Yes, I had very high aspirations as a teen!

In 92′ everyone was talking about Madonna and her “Erotica” album but I felt I wanted a bit more skank on my plate and along came a fine rose from Minneapolis by the name of Carmen Electra. She looked like she had just given 25 hand-jobs in a badly lit parking lot of a 7-eleven and had a look about her that said: “Will do ANYTHING for money!” I was instantly hooked. She was Prince’s protege (aka the latest chick he wanted to be) and in 1993 produced an album full of slut-pop classique’s that have stood the test of time.

The one song that stands out in my mind was “Go-Go Dancer” this was my jam and I played it whenever I had a particularly bad day at school. You know the usual “Fag” or the always character building “are you a boy or a girl” days of high school hell that were part of the everyday norm for a gay kid  with chola eye-brows and a mince that screamed : “Will do ANYTHING for cock!” It’s thanks to Carmen that I got through those days. When I saw the video to the song it all made even more sense. Carmen too was misunderstood at school, she just wanted to dance and girls made fun of her cos she moved like a cock-hungry whore and that was not the kinda girl that made squad. (Well, it was but they weren’t upfront like Carmen who put it all out there for the world to see.)

Some people turned to booze, others to coke but me, I turned to Carmen. She saved my life with this song about go-go dancing and taking off your top when you hear a thumping beat and see an “older gentleman” with a wad full of cash in his pocket. Yes, my high school years were pretty much like every other gay’s out there, fucking awful but it helped to know that a Carmen Electra would be there with her brass pole and stripper heels inviting me into her magical hooker-ish world, so I could leave mine behind and for that moment.. just.be.happy.

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OMG! I never really knew just how nast-t Keri Hilson really is! Her new single “The Way Ya Love Me” should really be the crowned the whore anthem of the millenium! With lyrics like “I got the kinda pussy that’ll keep ya off da streets” this is not something you’re grandmother will be jammin’ to anytime soon.

I know that Keri knows that being a slut sells, well at least in Europe it does, and she is turning up the skank meter on full blast with this video that really is the trashiest vid I have seen since XXX-tina’s porn epic “DIRRTY.” Of course nothing will ever top that video but this cums pretty darn close and you just have to give good ol’ Keri props for churnin’ out a video that would make the sleaziest of whores blush.

Have a look and see if you don’t agree. I LUV IT! (as if you didn’t already know that!)

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I really do love it when British girls go all ghetto and slutty. They know how to do it! It doesn’t matter what the weather may be doing, it could be pissing with rain, snowing whatever British girls will still go out in open toe high heel shoes and short mini skirts! I just love that! Now when these kinda girls get together and decided to make music together well, that just makes me one very, very happy Gay!

Sirens is a Brit trio that has had some minor success with their top 50 single “Baby (Off The Wall).” They have released two albums so far and while they haven’t really had mainstream stardom things might change with their new single “Stilettos.” Well, if it’s not a HUGE smash at least the Gays and drag queens will be happy with this choon cos it has got “catwalk showdown” written all over it!

Have a look at their vid which is totally Gaga-inspired,(what isn’t nowadays?) Turn it way up and sashay the morn away!

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It’s always the American skanks that have all the fun right? NO! Wrong! Now, we have Lolene from the U.K (Bristol to be exact) and she is gonna take the pop world (or her patch) by storm! She’s got the looks, the slutty hair, the hobag image, EVERYTHING to make it big! But she is no stranger to success. She has written songs for the best (Rihanna, Beyonce & Nelly Furtado) and the worst (Lindsay Lohan, Jordan Sparks & Leona Lewis) in the biz.

Now she’s whoring her own brand of funk out and it’s never sounded so… contagious! She has already enjoy some mild success with her single “Sexy People” which was remixed by like about 20 DJs and it reached the top 5 of the Billboard Dance Charts. Now this sly minx has released a street-walker anthem in the making “Rich (Fake It, Til You Make It)” and it will surely capture every horny Gay’s heart and ass!

******* Update *******

I have just heard her debut album and I will be writing a review soon! Of course I’ll also be posting the best tracks!!

Have a look at her video and ENJOY!

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You’ve got to hand it to Tranny-Cat Dolls & Girlicious creator Robin Antin for trying to get as many whores on the music scene. This is a “woman” with a mission! She has now created a the group Paradiso Girls and they are all about getting drunk on Tequila and having as much drunk sex as you can possibly have! Basically, you know, role models for all teenage girls (and Gays) out there!

They released “Patron(Tequila)” in 2009 and that didn’t do anything for the hos so they decided to crank up the skank factor and release “Who’s My Bitch” and well, I have to say: I am not impressed. The song is forgettable and the video has more of the same pussy thrusting moves that are getting a bit old. The video looks about as cheap as the girls do. I don’t think this is going to go anywhere and these ladys’ will be back to turning tricks on the streets in no time, but then again judge 4 urself!